Nothing like a rapping epidemiologist to brighten your day.
“Love is like disease, always spreading,
You can get it from a friend, you can get it at a wedding.
It sometimes happens when you least expect it,
And before you know it, you’re one of the infected.
So now you got that fever toss and turning through the night,
And you need to make a call, someone to make it right.
She’ll calculate your odds and help reduce your risk,
Who else but your friendly epidemiologist.
Heartbreak is a disease and nobody is immune,
But if you follow this prescription you’ll be feelin’ better soon.
Step 1: Take your vitamins, your recommended dosages,
Step 2: Keep my name in mind when handin out the roses.
If you’re tired of all the drama and you want a calmer scene,
Then maybe you and I should spend some time in quarantine.
So what else can you do to prevent this dark condition,
Just follow your heart and trust your intuition.
You used to be uncertain, but now you can be sure,
It’s time to heal your heartrate, Ben Flajnik I’m the cure.”
xo, Emily
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