Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Bach preview: the best 4 min, 17 seconds on TV

The previews of this season's Bach are THE BEST! I can watch this over and over (and I have). Click the "Read more Bach" link below the video for a detailed spoiler-free analysis of the ABC promo... 




(I got this from wetpaint.com - click here if you want to read their full version with some spoilers included.)


0:04 Four girls on some kind of group date shout "Bennnnn!" It looks like possibly Elyse, Casey, Lindzi and Kacie 

0:05 Ben and a brunette stand at the top of a mountain.

0:10 Speaking of Kacie, we see her clearly holding a fishing net with Ben. Looks like an exotic clear-water location.

0:15 Ben and a blonde-ish woman jump out of a plane into the water. (Lindzi?)

0:16 Ben and a woman walk up... a bridge?

As these shots are shown we hear women's voices. Kacie's accent is clear in "Ben brings out things in me that I haven't been in touch with in a long time."

0:17 Ben hugging a blonde woman he just climbed with.

0:18 Ben laughing and kissing a brunette.

0:21 Kacie tells Ben "I'm so happy."

0:32 We see Ben kissing red-haired Jennifer at the Utah concert.

0:40 We see Ben and Lindzi rappelling down something.

As we see this, a voice saying "Feelings I wasn't sure I'd have again I have right now. I'm in love with somebody and I want to scream it from the rooftop."

0:42 Holding hands with Courtney in Sonoma.

0:43 Kissing Rachel Truehart.

We hear Ben say "Some kind of weird magical force just kind of pulls us together. I am in love with her." Then there's a pause. "It was just too good to be true." Chances are those quotes don't go together.

Jealous Girls

0:56 Kacie says "She makes me sick."

0:58 Samantha says "We just can't stand being around you." Against Blakeley?

1:06 We see Ben and Blakeley Shea making out in a pool.

Who Is the Mystery Woman?

1:08 Mystery woman is in a car saying "Hey, Chris, I'm on my way to San Francisco."

The girls are going crazy over the mystery lady who says "I am also here to date Ben."

Everyone Vs. Courtney

1:51 Courtney flips her hair around saying "Meeee, it's all about me!" She has a rose.

1:54 Kacie says "She's like a black widow and she just sucks the life out of everything." The juxtaposition makes it seem like she's talking to Nicki about Courtney, but who knows.

1:58 Courtney says "Winning. I got a rose and you don't."

2:00 Monica Spannbauer tells Emily O’Brien "F--k her. This is war." Is she talking about Courtney or someone else?

2:02 Nicki tells Kacie and Emily, "You can only fool somebody so long before your real true colors come out."

2:07 Emily sits down and gives Ben the line that seems to come up every season now: "There's one girl here who is very different around you than she is around the rest of the girls." Courtney? The editing makes it look that way.

2:10 Courtney says "Why are you talking sh-t about me?"

2:15 Courtney tells someone "I just want to rip her head off and verbally assault her." (Tip: Do the verbal assault first; without a head, she won’t be able to hear it.)

2:18 A very curly-haired Kacie asks Nicki "Where's Courtney?" Nicki replies "I don't know."

2:20 Cut to Ben and Courtney skinning dipping and showing bare bums!

Drama City

2:30 Randomly we have Jenna back, covering her arms and sobbing

2:35 Sweet nurse Jamie cries and says "This is, like, so much more emotional than I ever would've anticipated. I hate it."

2:44 Close-up of Jenna crying

2:46 Blakeley crying in the corner

2:48 Erika says "I don't feel good" and just sort of collapses at the rose ceremony. "Your lips are blue," someone says. "Erika, put your head between your legs."

2:50 Jaclyn seems to be crying as she hugs someone else.

Someone says "This whole night has been like a bad dream."

3:03 Courtney plays with her rose like a crazy villain.

3:07 That looks like Casey having an ugly cry.

Ben's Happy Ending

3:15 We hear Ben talking about how hard it is to get past everything that happened, but "For the first time in my entire life I feel like I love someone as much as they love me back."

As he says that, we see him kissing Kacie on a beach and another girl ... who seems to be topless. Courtney again? We can hear a cracked voice saying "I'm falling head over heels in love with you."

3:20 Voice-over of Ben saying "This is the person I feel like I could spend the rest of my life with. This is right."

3:40 We see a woman in a black dress walking over to Ben at what looks like the final rose ceremony. This could be the woman he chooses or the woman he rejects.

3:50 A tearful-voiced woman says "This morning when I woke up I pictured myself with Ben but I've done a 180 from this morning." Maybe she just got dumped? It may or may not be the same quote continued with "Maybe I'm realizing that it's really real now and it's really scary."

3:57 We see Ben at the final rose ceremony. The tense music is great. Ben says "I'm so happy right now. I'm happy. This is one of the best days of my life."

4:09 A tearful woman says "I thought I was ready to be a wife and mom, but there's no way I can do that right now." Sniff.

4:17 The video ends with Ben saying "Hi" to one of his final rose ceremony ladies.

So how does it end?! Who does he pick? We'll all know for certain soon enough!

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