The Bach hair police

Last season, I was Team JP all the way for a few reasons: he seemed to genuinely love Ashley, was a super cutie pie, had a killer smile and oh ya: I hated Ben’s hair. I couldn’t take it - the frizz! The layers! The mid-season haircut!

During his proposal, all I could think about was how ugly his hair looked and no wonder she said no. When they brought him out during After the Final Rose to introduce the new Bach to the world, I was hoping the producers had given his hair some professional love. But instead, they just turned the flat iron up too high.

This season, I’m going to try my hardest to look past the hair. Although the Bach does resemble one of the cavemen from the Geico commercials (thanks Joe), I won’t let that get to me. I’m actually happy that the Bach isn’t a muscly douche like Brad, Jake or Travis and seems to be more of a “normal” guy who loves wine and his dog. And really, would a haircut help his cause?

Check out 0:42 for some brief insight into how The Bach gets his hair looking so luscious and sexy:

(I always laugh at the thought of the people who edit these corny YouTube videos of reality studs and showmances, but then I realized I just created a Bach blog and who am I to judge?)

Oh! And MAJOR bonus points for The Bach's dirty sense of humor. I love it. ABC hates it and removed most of these from the world wide web, so view it here while it lasts: